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HALT, TRAVELER

You stand at the gates of CHICKEN SHRIMP.
Do you accept the Chickenshrimpmandments and pledge to never covet another man's meme?

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CHICKENSHRIMP

Just a Shrimp That Looks Like a Chicken
🐔🦐 Resurrected — days ago
🏥 Condition: CHECKING VITALS…

HE'S BACK

VITAL SIGNS

Live
Straight from the heart monitor. Refreshes every 60 seconds.
Price
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24h Volume
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24h Change
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Liquidity
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THE HOLY WAR

24h
Every buy is a prayer. Every sell is a sin. The ledger keeps score.
🙏 FAITHFUL …… SINNERS 😈
tallying souls…

THE CHICKENSHRIMPMANDMENTS

The law. Carved in shell. Non-negotiable.

    THE STORY

    Canon
    The gospel of the chicken that is also a shrimp. Updated as history is made.

    MEME ARMORY

    Take & Repost
    Grab-and-go ammunition. Copy the image, copy the caption, post it anywhere.

    PFP FORGE

    Drip
    Drip out the chicken shrimp. Click drip to add it, drag it into place, download, make it your PFP everywhere.
    Tap a drip on the canvas to select it, drag to move. Upload custom drip as PNG without background.

    HOLY RITUALS

    Consult the Shrimp. Confess your sins. Get baptized. Screenshot everything.

    🔮 Ask the Shrimp

    The Oracle sees all charts, past and future. Ask anything.

    🙏 The Confession Booth

    Confess your trading sins. Receive an official absolution card. Post it as penance.

    💧 Get Baptized

    Enter the church officially. Numbered certificate, signed by the Prophet. Post it to complete the rite.

    MEET THE CONGREGATION

    The faithful who kept the lights on. Dashed cards are open seats — that could be you.

    APPLY TO SERVE THE SHRIMP

    No resumes. No suits. Just show us you can post. Applications go straight to the Prophet.
    Applications go straight to the Prophet. We never ask for your wallet, seed phrase, or money. Anyone who does is a scammer.
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